Griffinisimo

Over the summer some individuals came under cover of darkness and stole the cast-iron holstein figure that lived on the stoop outside the front door. Nobody likes getting robbed but the "cowie" had been with them for a long time and seemed like such an unlikely target. One assumes the cowie is living in some young person's room, maybe painted or otherwise mutilated. So, they got a griffin to replace the cowie, since the cowie's absence had left a hole. Be sure to vote. There are plenty of voters who know less than you do.