Monday, February 16, 2009

Froze Solid

The sidewalk was every bit as cold as it had been against their naked sphincters outside the kitchen door. A collie could wrap its tail around its parts, but basenjis, being from the Congo, never bothered to insulate that which seemed superfluous. Then, the space age, jet travel, Americans with disposable income, and, voila! basenjis were sitting outside a kitchen door in Minnesota trying to hold their nether parts a little higher off the ground because people had decided they were better off cold than dead.

1 comment:

Cecelia---Sis---Mom said...

What a funny post, to us... I am sure not to them. I know my beagle goes about his business as quickly as possible when it is cold outside. He is out and back in the doggy door before you can blink. LOL